husband: What you are thinking to? Are you sad?
wife: I had another discussion with my friend, he is thinking in strange way about to the evolution theory.
husband: Oh, yeah the Darwin theory about evolution, yep I know it.
wife: Nope, I rode another interesting theory bout it.
For example the nose it to wear glasses, legs are to wear pants.
Feet to wear shoes and so on.
husband: Really?
That is so funny, let me guess.
Are fingers to wear rings?
wife: Nope, they are to digit on a keyboard.
husband: Oh right, and tell me more.
Are hears to wear hear rings?
wife: Nope, they are right to listen on telephone.
Do you know? hands are made for caressing as lips are so good for kissing.
husband: And the bottom?
wife: The bottom is made to sit on the chairs or sofas.
husband: What about the head?
wife: The head is made just to wear a hat.
husband: Maybe I understand all about this theory, are breasts just to wear bra?
are teeth made to eat?
wife: Nope, she said that breasts are to send messages.
Messages? do they do that?
Yes it is for teeth.
husband: To bite them?
wife: Nope, they are to make a big white smile.
February 2014
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