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- Pretend to be the greatest map reader of all times but forget to check where the North of the city is.

- ... or forget the map at home.

- Ask people the way.

People are not trustful.

One day I walked up and down the same street for more than 30 minutes because people kept sending me to the opposite direction (like a new kind of pinball…).

- Get into the subway without checking what direction it is going because you’re too proud of finding the right line.

- Remember where a certain place is by “It’s next to a roundabout not far from home” (another of my great adventures that took me kilometres away from where I wanted to go because there are lots of roundabouts here…).

- Believe strongly that if two streets start at the same place and seem to go in the same direction it automatically means that they are parallel (big mistake).

- Lose all your points of reference by going to a park that is so wide that you soon can’t remember where you’ve come from - Forget the indication you had be given, or mistake your right for your left - Take the bus.

Buses are vicious. And too many.

They seem to never stop where you want them to stop.

- Trust your friend who has no sense of direction and pretends to take you to that place that is “just down the hill”.