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  • Can you help me please with that text? it supposed to be funny.

  • hi there it's me, hrum... okay its not me but my card... i know it's been awhile you waited for that super card... also i know you couldn't sleep well and i know you made ​​a nightmare of fear to not receiving my card and that you pee on you... but now that you having my card into your hands, okay it's cool, you feeling Glad and blablabla but...
  • It will be 5 dollars +2 dollars for the stamps.. Thanks you. Happy Birthday

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    • hi there it's me, hrum... okay its not me but my card... i know it's been awhile you waited for that super card... also i know you couldn't sleep well and i know you made ​​a nightmare of fear to not receiving my card and that you pee on you... but now that you having my card into your hands, okay it's cool, you feeling Glad and blablabla but...
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