So in order to improve myself, I'll be writing a nonsensical story, which hopefully won't be that horrible to read.
That day, he said to his very own mother, that he would abandon her.
He said this without any emotions shown on his face, as if his heart was made out of stone.
Dare I tell you that, after he had done this, he went on to tell his sister the very same thing?
His sister couldn't believe what he had said, and she started laughing.
His sister had become psychotic.
"What must we do about this?", said the town mayor to his wife.
She left the room, without responding to the question her husband had asked her, and jumped off of a building, intentionally into a haystack.
Completely disregarding logical physics, she was unharmed, and continued to run, as if she were being chased by an assassination squad.
In the end, nothing had gone right, and the universe had imploded.
And that, is how you were born, son.
July 2014
Vota adesso! 