Corecturi

My name is Serj and I live in a provincial Russian town.

And always getting home by bus.

Today I was rode the bus, as usual. I got a sit!

But suddenly caught a thought about wha-wha-wha-what the hell is going on with the word "ass"?!

My foreign-languaged mind does not see differents between pronouncing "s" or "as" or "ass".

(It's just so funny for me and i practice my English trying to use the translator very rarely!) So I can imagine a business guy who comes to iStore and says: — I'm going to buy iPhone 4s. 4ass. LOL.

Scully and Mulder will never unravel this hidden sence!

Or it may be on apple's presentation: — It's glad to show ouy new pdoduct: iPhone 5s [giggles]. 5ass! Or 6s?!

Well we don't know what they will present in future, don't we?

Now i'll finish.

Cause i'm so tired and became closed-minded. Enjoy!