1.—A marriage go to the doctor and after examining the woman, the doctor tells the husband: The truth is that I don't like the appearance of his wife.
Replied the husband to the ear: Not to me, but his father is very rich.
2.—Doctor, doctor, I am nervous, is the first operation of my life.
Don't worry, that this is my first job as a surgeon, and already sees ...
3.—Doctor, doctor, is that no one makes me case.
Let'S see!, to spend the next.
4..—This is a man that is directed to the doctor to ask for the result of the operation of his wife.
The doctor answers: wasn't an autopsy?
5.—Doctor, my left leg hurts.
That is why the age.
Because the right is just as old and I am not sorry.
6.—Since when you have the obsession to be a dog?
From puppy, doctor.
7.—Clothing On.
But doctor, I am ashamed.
Quiet women, i will power off my light.
This well… and where I put the clothing Doctor?
Here next door to mine.
8.—Doctor, then what is there is no choice but to undergo a surgery? Since then.
But if I have nothing.
Best, so it will be easier.
August 2015
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