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  • one persian joke

  • One day my wife asked me: 'How much do you love me?' I answered that I loved her as much as two kilograms of sand.
  • We are both unemployed.
  • She went to count how many sand particles there are in two kilograms of sand.
  • I was at peace in the meantime.
  • She came back two days later having counted 50 grams of sand particles!

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