Opravy

He had enjoyed ten years of being totally irresponsible, now the time for him to stand up and find a productive occupation has arrived.

All this time, all these hours he has spent in front of his computer, didn't teach him anything.

Only empty gaming skills he was left with.

He always thought playing an instrument, singing or dancing was a waste of time.

Well, at least those skills can entertain a group of people in a party and would prevent you from being the last ugly asshole in the dark corner who no one talks to, because you weren't even capable of moving your ass to make some body training.

His mother always wondered if he was waiting for the great business man who would come one day to him and ask; ''Do you spend 10 hours a day in front of your computer and you haven't even washed a damn plate in your entire life?'', yes he would respond.

'' You are the guy I was looking for'' would the business man say and hire him, giving him a lifelong contract.

A beauteous scene, but not real.

At least this is what his mother made fun of all the time.