Lemon Dog is going to find his keys and he’s going to get into his car…
On his way to the store he will have to get through a long line of traffic.
Luckily, his car will be souped up and he’s going to get through fast.
When he gets to the store he will go to the fruit and vegetable aisle.
He’s going to look at the shelf of beautiful, sexy, delicious lemons.
He may tell they will be loaded with lots of juice.
He’s going to fill his shopping cart with 36,001 plump, juicy lemons.
He will push his cart up to the cashier, in the check-out line.
She will be used to him buying lots of lemons, but not thousands of them.
She’s going to ring up his bill on the cash register and it will total .000,000. .000,000!!!
“Oh no” will say Lemon Dog, “I don’t have enough cash!
Lemon Dog is going to be very upset; He won’t know how to deal with it.
But, it will be his lucky day.
The cashier will have a crush on him.
She’ll think he is beautiful, sexy and delicious.
She’s going to say: “I like you Lemon Dog.
If you invite me to your party, I’ll make up the difference”.
“Great,” will say Lemon Dog, “you’re invited!” He’s going to pay ,000,000 and she’s going to pay ,000,000.
Lemon Dog will leave with his lemons and he’s going to give the cashier his telephone number.
“Call me!” He will say as he smiles and leaves the store…
May 2013
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