Arabic and Hieroglyphs for any language

hi, i would be glade to help any body who want serious to learn Arabic in any part of world . 
Moreover, i can teach anybody hieroglyphs( the language of ancient egyptians ) DON'T LAUGH tht's true i can read and teach you that ( LOL )
if you want to teach me you language it will be so nice but if you won't it's ok  :-) 
If you would like my help please send me a message or reply to this post. If you message me, please tell me your name and what you would like me to start off teaching you. 
N.B : we will speak English so iam sorry i you should be know english as possible .